…grrr

by AvionarU on 18 August 2006

sau cum s-ar spune, 2 bancuri pt toate femeile moderne ale secolului 21, cu pretentii si impresii gen “toti barbatii e porci, who needs them?!”

A man walks into a bar and says “Bartender gimme a triple whisky”.
The bartender pours, and the man downs it, slams the glass on the bar and says “Another”. The bartender pours another. The man downs it and says “Another”. As the bartender pours the third glass he says, “Mister you drink like you have a problem. Want to talk about it?” The man says, “Ten years, ten years I’ve been married to my wife, and today I go home a little early to surprise her, and I find my best friend, MY BEST FRIEND, in bed having sex with her.” The bartender says “Geez, what did you say?”
The man says, “I told him, BAD DOG!! BAD DOG!!”

O mama isi surprinde fiica de 35 de ani jucandu-se cu un vibrator.
-Ce faci?o intreaba mama.
-Mama,am 35 de ani,sunt urata,nu o sa ma pot marita niciodata,asa ca de acu incolo,asta va fi sotu meu.
A doua zi,tatal,auzind in camera fetei zgomote ciudate,intra si primeste aceeasi explicatie.A doua zi,intorcandu-se acasa sotia,isi gaseste sotul cu o sticla de bere intr-o mana si cu vibratoru in cealalta.Socata,il intreaba:
-Barbate,ai inebunit?Ce faci?
La care sotul raspunde:
-Nu vezi? Stau si eu la o bere cu ginerele meu!

l.e. : am gasit bancurile astea pe net si mi-a venit in minte o discutie foarte aprinsa care se poarta la “nivelul superior” (sic) al bloggerilor, respectiv andressa vs nihasa+manafu+resturile lumii. nu va obositi sa va spuneti parerea, sunt unii care sufera rau. e foarte grav cand o bruma de inteligenta duce usor usor la o atitudine fixista si mai ales de “cu nasu pe sus”…

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