Ms. Dewey

by AvionarU on 18 November 2006

am dat peste ceva foarte interesant, venit, culmea, de la microsoft: MS. DEWEY . inca nu am inteles daca e o noua tehnologie de cautare bazata pe LiveSearch sau doar o campanie de marketing. cert e ca arata foarte bine, se misca bine, replicile sunt hazlii iar tipa e mijto. o abordare cel putin inedita a conceptului “SEARCH“, venita de unde ma asteptam mai putin.

primul search folosind keyword “microsoft” mi-a returnat un comentariu care incepea cu :
“Do not use pirated software, unless it’s mapping software, i think pirates know something about that.” LOL

primul search folosind keyword “linux” a returnat:
“Could you repeat the question? Carl, I’m not getting anything here…”

primul search folosind keyword “pula” a returnat:
“using the right hand in excess could cause a stroke…” restu nu am mai retinut, eram prea uimit :D

primul search folosind keyword “Bill Gates” a returnat:
“isn’t it amazing how we become preocupied with the lives of other…but you should know that, you are talking to a chick in a computer. “

primul search folosind keyword “sexy bitch” a returnat:
“If you can get inside a computer, you can do everything to me”…

primul search folosind keyword “ms dewey rocks” a returnat:
“Shinning eye, you diamond” (or somth like that)

primul search folosind keyword “ms dewey likes cock” a returnat:
“Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?!” PWND.

primul search folosind keyword “I wand to fuck ms Dwewy” a retunat:
“Before we go any further, I’m going to need you Credit Card, you Social security number and a note from your cardiologist” PWND again.

primul search la “security virus threats” a returnat:
“I got people to handle that!!”

concluzia: m-am distrat ca un copil tembel vreo 40 min incercand diverse chestii. dupa cum vedeti mai sus, primele ei replici par a fi afisate in functie de cautare, atat pe keyword cat si pe sintaxa. daca aceeasi cautare se repeta, apar replici aparent random. inca nu m-am prins exact care e treaba, cert e ca prima data da niste raspunsuri criminale. nu am citit despre ce stie sa faca (motorul, daca e diferit de LiveSearch), nici nu stiu cine e tipa. Have fun with MS DEWEY!



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1 emi201281http://inadecvat.blogspot.com/ November 20, 2006 at 2:41 pm

damn
n-am boxe la servici 🙁

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2 kod November 21, 2006 at 1:13 pm

devin repetitive la un moment dat 🙁

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3 AvionarU November 21, 2006 at 1:17 pm

frateeee da ce ai vrea? oricum sunt pariez ca sunt sute de commenturi.

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