"My software never has bugs. It just develops random features."
"A good tester has the heart of a developer…in a jar on the desk."
"Software Testers don’t break software; it’s broken when we get it."
"Software Testers: We break it because we care."
"Software Testers: "Depraved minds…Usefully employed." ~Rex Black
"Our job is tell you your baby is ugly!"
"Be verwy verwy quiet, I am hunting defects"
"Project Managers want it to work. Developers try to make it work. Customers hope it works. Testers know how it works."
"We don’t create defects, we just find yours."
"Exploratory Tester: Spec’s are for wimps"
"If you can read this sticker it passed the usability test"