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de lipit printr-un birou de testare…

Posted on 22 November 200722 November 2007 by AvionarU

Cea mai tare colectie de "zicatori & proverbe" referitoare la minunatul domeniul numit "testare" – AICI

 

"My software never has bugs. It just develops random features."

"A good tester has the heart of a developer…in a jar on the desk."

"Software Testers don’t break software; it’s broken when we get it."

"Software Testers: We break it because we care."

"Software Testers: "Depraved minds…Usefully employed." ~Rex Black

"Our job is tell you your baby is ugly!"

"Be verwy verwy quiet, I am hunting defects"

"Project Managers want it to work. Developers try to make it work. Customers hope it works. Testers know how it works."

"We don’t create defects, we just find yours."

"Exploratory Tester: Spec’s are for wimps"

"If you can read this sticker it passed the usability test"

 

mai multe la linkul de la inceput. primite de la omologul meu, Radu.

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2 thoughts on “de lipit printr-un birou de testare…”

  1. CTI97 says:
    22 November 2007 at 20:53

    Stiu si eu un developer care zicea “Now the server is bug-dash-free” … apoi au inceput sa apara feature-urile 🙂

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  2. galatzi says:
    27 November 2007 at 14:29

    Dupa 2 ani de testare, acum toate BUMPER STICKER-ele astea par funny … stie si na!belea de ce …

    Doi ani de “This is not a bug…it’s a feature” nu sunt de ici de colo …

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